10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6. The person you’re with doesn’t have to fantasize about you being someone else because you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains no one give you dirty looks because they think you’re kinky.
3. It doesn’t matter if who hears you moan or groan.
2. There is less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
1. If you don’t get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!
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