I’m a party girl, but while I love getting fucked up, it’s even more fun when you are the one getting wasted. Want to know why that is? It’s because the more you drink, the more you talk. And the more you talk, the more I learn all about you, your life, and your dirty desires. And that kind of information can come in handy, if a girl knows just how to work the right guy.
We’ll start out slow with a shot or two here, and a shot or two there. Nothing too crazy at first. I don’t want to seem too bold, and scare you away. I need to convince you that I’m the type of girl you can lower your guard with. But that won’t take long. I can be very charming, and I’ll make you feel so comfortable around me, that you won’t have any problems opening up. When I know I have your trust, the drinks will start coming faster, and the questions I ask will be more probing. But by then you’ll be so fucked up that you won’t even realize that the questions I’m asking you are ones you should think twice about answering.
I will get you to pour out all your naughty secrets to me. And every bit of your confessional will be tucked away in my blackmail bank to use against you later. After a night with me, I will know EVERYTHING I need to know to make sure you will stay right underneath my thumb. And since I like to ensure that you won’t be going anywhere once I get my talons in you, I probably won’t even wait to entice you into a compromising position. You can almost bet that the next morning, when you sober up, you’ll be confronted with hard photographic evidence of just how fucked over you are!
You sure wouldn’t want your wife to know what a naughty boy you’ve been, now would you? You told me all about her last night. Don’t remember? Well, I could play back that bit of audio I recorded of you talking about what a horrible bitch she is, if that would help jog your memory. Didn’t you know I did that? HA! There’s a lot of things you can’t recall, apparently. I sure would love to share with her everything you said. And I just might, too. I have her number right here. While you were sleeping, I took the liberty of transferring all of your contacts into my phone. So she’s not the only one I’ll be reaching out to if you don’t play by my rules.